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Haddonfield Plays & Players

2018 Season
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
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Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

  • Composed by David Yazbek
  • Playwright: Jeffrey Lane

Based on the 1988 film of the same name, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels centers around two competing con men, living on the French Riviera. At first, the suave and experienced Lawrence Jameson takes the rookie con man, Freddy, under his wing. But soon Freddy is successful enough that he tries to compete directly with Lawrence. The competition comes to a peak when they agree that the first con man to extract $50,000 from the female heiress, Christine Colgate, wins and the other must leave town forever.


  • Thursday, July 12 at 7:30pm (Preview)
  • Friday, July 13 at 8:00pm (Opening)
  • Saturday, July 14 at 8:00pm
  • Sunday, July 15 at 2:00pm
  • Wednesday, July 18 at 8:00pm (Mid-week special)
  • Friday, July 20 at 8:00pm
  • Saturday, July 21 at 8:00pm
  • Sunday, July 22 at 2:00pm
  • Friday, July 27 at 8:00pm (Date Night)
  • Saturday, July 28 at 3:00pm (Markdown Matinee) & 8:00pm
  • Sunday, July 29 at 2:00pm
  • Thursday, August 2 at 8:00pm
  • Friday, August 3 at 8:00pm


  • Lawrence Jameson   Chris Fitting
  • Freddy Benson   Sidney Manfred Maycock III
  • Christine Colgate   Kristina Coia
  • Muriel Eubanks   Gina Petti
  • Inspector Andre Thibault   Kacper Miklus
  • Jolene Oaks/Ensemble   Lauren Elizabeth
  • Lenore/Ensemble   Mary Simrin
  • Renee/Ensemble   Julieann Calabrese
  • Andre Understudy/Ensemble   Tony Yates
  • Muriel Understudy/Ensemble   Sarah Blake
  • Jolene Understudy/Ensemble   Jen Stefan
  • Ensemble   Rebecca Dilks, Sheila Haswell, Andrea Veneziano, Brian Hernandez, Ryan Ferelli, Robert Hagerty.

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